BROKE NIGGAS WITH MONEY

Disclaimer: Thoughts and views are mine and mine alone. If you do not agree or choose to discuss them further, feel free to hit me on Twitter @ahitdogholla or Facebook if you know me personally.

Well..taking a quick study break. I have come to realize that niggas love to talk about money. I know that this realization is probably not that astounding to most folks that been round niggas. However, I felt that it was an issue that need be addressed.

First, it seem like the niggas that have the most regular ass, low paying ass jobs be the first ones that wanna stunt like they got money. Niggas be working at FootLocker talking bout they sneaker game on point like a harpoon. "I hope so, my nigga, you work with them hoes everyday." Show up to the club with they whole check changed out to ones so they can act like they got a bank roll. Then the niggas wanna stunt on other folks talking bout, "You aint gettin no guap like this, Cuz. Look at my J's, my Polo, my G-Shock, my Snapback, and my Levi's..tell me I aint rolling in money..." Niggas live check to check but stunt for other niggas...and trifling, gold-digging ass hoes. Let me give yall just a couple points of advice.

1. Don't Live Above Your Means. There are too many niggas in the world that want to live a lifestyle they see on TV. The problem is they don't have the funds that the people on TV have. There is nothing wrong with wanting to live the good life. But you should work towards that point. Don't bag groceries and look at somebody thats in the NBA and try to model yourself after them. People work to get to the point that they can afford these things (well other than this age of getting over with reality tv popularity). Too many niggas work at Taco Bell but wanna live like they own Chacho's. If you work at Taco Bell, have enough to cover your rent and your bills, and have a lil money to have a drink or two, be content with that for now. Not saying you shouldn't work towards doing better. But wait till you doing better to spend all that money. Which brings me to the next point.

2. Don't Live Off Credit. When niggas realize that the money they making is not sufficient enough for them to live the life they wanna live, they use somebody else's money. I'm not just talkin bout the hoe ass niggas that always borrow money from friends and don't return it. ("Say my nigga let me hold $200 till payday") I'm talking bout the niggas that get credit cards and put everything they want on them. I'm talking bout niggas buying cars they know don't fit their tax bracket just to look like they got money. I'm talking bout niggas that put rims on a car that they don't pay off for bout 10 years. Them is the niggas I'm talkin bout. Credit is just a nigga saying "Let me hold somethin" to the bank. If you can't afford it, DON'T BUY IT.

3. Don't Brag. I hate to see niggas that aint have money get a little bit. As soon as a nigga get a lil money, he like to think that everybody else broke. Niggas with real money don't talk about their clothing brands (unless that clothing brand is doing something beneficial for them i.e. free clothes, money, etc.). When a nigga think he got money, he start name dropping the clothes that he wear. "Yeah, nigga, I stay in Polo. You won't catch me rocking no regular ass sneakers. I stay J-walkin." And niggas wanna let you know what the newest clothing lines the rappers talking bout so they can let you know that what they got on wasn't cheap. Then they wanna say, "I stay fresh. I don't give a damn what a nigga think." YES YOU DO. Cuz if you didn't, you wouldn't tell us about your outfit all the time.

Nigga, F*CK YO FIT!!!

I hate broke niggas with money. Why can't yall just be content with the ends that you have? Why you gotta act like somebody else? Broke niggas with money are some of the weakest minded people you will ever see. All they wanna do is emulate what niggas with real money do, wear, say, and think. If you ain't a real nigga with your own personality before you get money, you still ain't one after you get your crumbs off the white man table. #ThatIsAll

Straight from the womb to pro -- Prholific

Supply and Demand

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Damn, I aint been on here in a minute. This hoe say last post April 10, 2010. That's damn near a year ago. But, for some reason, I get this writing bug around springtime. So, there may be more in the coming weeks or so.

Today's lesson children is going to be a BRIEF economic lesson on the rise and fall of stock in a business where supply and demand is the driving force. The business that I speak of is relationships/sex/pulling/whatever you wanna categorize the comingling of girls and guys in todays environment.

For those of you that don't understand the concept of supply and demand, let me give you a brief overview:

Supply and demand is an economic model of price determination in a market. It concludes that in a competitive market, the unit price for a particular good will vary until it settles at a point where the quantity demanded by consumers (at current price) will equal the quantity supplied by producers (at current price), resulting in an economic equilibrium of price and quantity.

The four basic laws of supply and demand are:

1. If demand increases and supply remains unchanged, then it leads to higher equilibrium price and quantity.
2. If demand decreases and supply remains unchanged, then it leads to lower equilibrium price and quantity.
3. If supply increases and demand remains unchanged, then it leads to lower equilibrium price and higher quantity.
4. If supply decreases and demand remains unchanged, then it leads to higher price and lower quantity.

(Brought to you via Wikipedia)

Now for those of you in the remedial (slow) class, this basically means: If there is a product a whole bunch of people want, then the amount of that product in circulation has

to increase or the price gonna be high. But, if the amount of the product in circulation gets to be more than the amount of people that want it, then that product becomes just a cheap product for a low price.

I know what you're saying, "Nigga, how you gonna relate all that shit to relationship

s??" I got you. check me out.

Take a look at the market of women right now. Now take a look at the type of wom

en that niggas are going for right now. I think we can all come to the consensus that most men at this point in time seem to be infatuated by hoes (or at least the illusion of such). Taking this into account, we are going to look at women as a product. (Just as an example to prove a point..no need to get all activist on me) So, in the market right now, we are seeing a high demand for women who are "hoes." Hoes are in such high demand that we are even converting some women who were never meant to be hoes into hoes. The demand for hoes has

seemed to rise and rise for about the last decade. It is getting to a point now where hoes are everywhere and, since they are still in demand, men are eating it up and not complaining. However, what you have to realize is that hoes can only be in demand for so long before the market gets flooded. And right now....its getting there. Everybody and they mama (litera

lly) is either a hoe, aspiring to be a hoe, or envious of hoes. It makes all the other women on the market feel like they losing because everybody seems to be scooping themselves up a hoe left and right. But can you blame us???? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

On the flip side, do not fret you good wholesome girls, as with anything else on the market (i.e. snapback hats, skinny jeans, Furby, shoulder pad dresses, FUBU, etc.), the time for hoes will come to an end. This is not to say that all the hoes will disappear (I mean you still catch niggas rocking FUBU jerseys and shiny jean suits). The demand for hoes will just go down because there will be too many of them. At some point there is going to be a new fad (Platinum FUBU....lmao). All the niggas are going to want to go a new direction with their relationships. They are going to want something on the market that is lower in supply, thus higher in value. Now what could this new type of relationship be that not too many males have????

A REAL ONE!!! With a nice, upstanding, wholesome, got they shit together female.

Now I don't know when this vast decline in demand for hoes will happen, but I do believe the time is coming soon. Most of the girls you know are hoes in some way...I mean come on....think about it....yeah...that...one....oh...and her too....ooooo and whats her name get on my nerves always talkin bout sex positions...and d*ck....

Yeah, hoes are everywhere...and everyone loves them....niggas rap about em...write about em...have videos wit em...sleep wit em...niggas is even fackin up and marrying these hoes...it makes me laugh daily...but dont worry. Just think of it this way, all things have their time. I thought niggas would never stop wearing white tees....or grills....or braids....or FUBU....or Iceberg....or Tommy....or tall tees....or Ed Hardy....or Timbs in the summer....the list goes on...

Bottom line ladies: please keep your stock up...don't jump on the hoe bandwagon and end up catching it in its downward slope. Right now good women are more valuable. Much more valuable. The minute you become labeled as a hoe in any respect your stock drops right along wit Ladasiamaya wit the 5 kids by 4 different baby daddies...

Straight from the womb to pro -- Prholific

Hoes...Lets Just Talk About Hoes...Pt. 3

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed are those of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to leave a comment or hit me on Twitter (@ahitdogholla). My FB name changes regularly between characters of black film, but you can always find me in a search under Clyde Shelton. Males can also be categorized as hoes. I know this. I am only speaking on females because thats what I know. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE FEMALES. However, if you are offended. A HIT DOG HOLLA.

In this installment, I wish to discuss a very pressing issue in the female community. Talking. Not the talking like..."lets get to know each other" talking (thats a whole other blog). I'm talking about females talking to each other trying to workout problems with men. I, personally, am against male and female platonic friendship. There is no such thing!! The simple fact of the matter is that at some point (if both parties are straight) one of the parties may wanna f*ck. However, its good to keep in touch wit people that you may have just messed around with before, but yall have a good enough relationship now that you can talk about things (well until you get married...but that again is another blog...lol). The problem lies in the fact that females rely on the information another female gives them and expect for that to be the answer to their problem.

First, let me tell you how this started. I am cruisin along the Facebook statuses in the news feed of my government name profile. I run across a status talking about how this girl read in some WOMEN'S magazine that guys want a certain type of woman (not gonna put all the details that they mentioned). I think to myself..."ok...but naw that aint necesarily true..." So me, being the opinionated person that I am, decide to voice my opinion (My LB Ty did too cuz we commonly agree on these types of things). So the girl says she doesnt agree, but all her lil female friends are goin off "its so true" "yeah thats the type of woman they want" "you so right for postin this, Girl".... The problems dont end there. So the girl proceeds to deleting all my comments...all my LB's comments...she even deleted a dude comments that said that he slightly disagreed. Basically, if you werent agreeing with her whole-heartedly, you got deleted. She went on to go back and forth with her friends about how "those dudes just aint mature enough to know what they really want..." "yeah girl we know what guys want".... (I'm not gonna put the girl reputation on blast...but I have heard some things...well...know some things...lol...which makes her arguments that much more invalid)

Now, there is nothing wrong with talkin with your girlfriends about dudes. (I mean hell where do you think we get our sidechicks from...you tell them...they hit us up...lol) But, how is a group of females gonna agree wit each other about what males want but yall refuse to listen to males??? Thats retarded. #killyoself. Next time you havin a discussion about dudes wit your girlfriends, stop...think...does this hoe really know anything about good niggas? Isn't she just comin out of two separate relationships where she got her ass whooped?

Which brings me to my next point, getting advice from your female friends is ok in some cases. However, why would you take relationship advice from a hoe? Thats like asking your friend thats a virgin...what would be the best position for sex? Hoes dont know nothin about relationships...them things they call relationships aint real. Hoes know about sex...gettin over on niggas...and goin behind people backs. If you need advice on any of those things, feel free to ask yo friend the hoe (all girls got at least one...some hang wit a flock of em). The worst thing I have seen is a group of hoes sittin around givin each other relationship advice. The conversation went somethin like this: "RayRay act like he dont love me no more....he just call me and we fuck and thats it...he dont take me out no where or nothin..and when I ask him about it he tell me to shut the fuck up and get on this head..." then the homegirl says..."Girl I dont know what you questionin that nigga for...you got a good man...he give you that d!ck when you want and all that...let him be a man..." Two stupid hoes in a conversation only gets worse.

Moral of the story: Please think of who you gettin advice from before you go about believin it. If you wanna know somethin about males, feel free to ask me if no one else will tell you an honest opinion. Also, dont believe people that agree with you all the time. If you take offense to the truth, then you need to stop lyin to yourself.

Straight From The Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC

Too Much Confidence...Not Enough Loyalty

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and feelings of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have somethin to say, you know how to get at me. I love to have discussions so if you differ in view, please tell me so I may be enlightened possibly.

This will just be a brief dissertation.

One of the major problems I am seeing with people's relationships now-a-days is a bit too much confidence where it is not necessary. I hate to get on FB or Twitter and see all your relationship problems. People say "I miss him" "I love him" "waitin on him to come home so we can go out"...then they put "niggas aint shit" "I cant believe you did this to me" "Aint no good niggas in the world". First of all, dont tell everybody how good your relationship is because 9 times out of 10 it aint gonna last. The fact is people that dont wanna brag about their relationship usually have a better relationship than you have anyway. So while you braggin bout some random nigga that prolly cheatin on you, the broads that got good relationships are just laughin at you. Plus, even if you got a decent relationship, because you broadcastin what your man does...other broads either gonna hate...or try to f*ck him cuz you sayin how good he is.

With that being said, another major problem I see out of both males and females is the want to tempt people to test their relationship. I always see/hear "If you think you can take him/her, go ahead and try" "You aint gonna get her/him" "He/she love me too much"... Then they hoe get took and the next thing you hear is "Oh if he/she leave then I aint have them in the first place"... While this is true, they may not have gotten took if you hadnt put them up for grabs. Males do this to show that they could care less about a broad. Females do this because some think that they pussy and head is fire and they do things that no other female is capable of. This problem could be solved if males would just admit they really want a broad that they like/love. Females could solve their problem by not thinking that they were irreplaceable. There are a hundred girls that can do the same thing that you do. There are plenty of girls that are prettier than you. And there are even more girls that will be more wanting of your man than you are at that moment. So everybody just needs to stop thinking so highly of themselves....tell the person you want that you want them...and stop thinking that you special.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

Straight From The Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC

Hoes...Lets just talk about hoes... Pt.2

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed are those of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to comment or hit me on Twitter @ahitdogholla or on FB. I realize that males can be hoes also. I dont care to speak on that. I can only speak on what I know...and thats female hoes. This is not my complete thought on this topic nor females in general. This is just a brief interpretation on what I have seen thus far in life.

In Hoes....lets just talk about Hoes Pt. 1, I spoke briefly on an everpresent female characteristic: Denial. As stated before, denial is probably the most hated characteristic I have seen in any human being. I feel so much more respect for a person that is real about their personal defects than a person that hides their defects just to be found out later.

In this installment, I want to address the major problem I am seeing with hoes in the world today. Everything in this world has a place. Even some of the most annoying and unpleasant things have benefits. Sickle Cell Anemia...it is a major problem for black people because it is painful and cannot be avoided because it is genetic. But did you know, if you are carrying a trait for Sickle Cell Anemia, you will not catch Malaria, a more fatal disease. (yes I'm a teacher and thats a quick biology lesson...lol). Now most people would be upset because SCA runs in their family, but if you live in an area (such as places in Africa) where Malaria is a major problem, you would be thankful. With that being said, Hoes have their place in this world too. They serve a purpose.

However, the problem lies in the hoes losing sight of what their purpose is. I think once a broad has established herself in HOEDOM...her tubes should be tied and she should carry around a supply of condoms. That way not only will she not reproduce, but she wont get tricked into thinkin that somebody gonna care about her just cuz she had a baby. The worst thing you could do to a hoe is try to save them. You are ruining your own life...then you are ruinin that steady pink that everyone was gettin before you got there. Now you gotta wait like 2 wks-2 mnths for her high of bein saved to come down before she start thinkin bout goin back to her old ways. Then a nigga gotta text her...see if she answer...see whats up...and knock her down behind your back, then your heart is broke and everybody right back where they started. If you allow a hoe to play her role and keep doin what she doin, everybody WINS!!!
You have to remember: Everyone goes thru episodes. For hoes, every once and a while they realize that hoein gets them nowhere, but, that is not goin to stop them from hoein. It just slows them down till the next time some other nigga comes along and gets them back into it.

Hoeing is an addiction. It takes a trained professional to ween a hoe out of her ways. I dont think that they have established a man that is that good. The problem that hoeing has is that it evolves. They start off as lil hand-job hoes in like middle school. They evolve into duck-sickin hoes in High School. Some end up pregnant and that is their cut off...then they just washed up hoes. Some move on to college and a whole new world opens up to them...no more sneakin in and out of windows (well for the most part)....no parents to catch them. They go to college and just start gettin ran thru like Texas Relays. They may end up pregnant...married to some idiot...or they may graduate and become executive hoes. Executive hoes are much more acceptable...everyone knows what they are but its kept underwraps cuz yall are grown now. Notice the natural progression. At no time did that girl stop bein a hoe...

Hoes will always be hoes. DO NOT BE TRICKED. (why you think they call yall tricks anyway?) Now if this does not apply to you, then you shouldnt take offense to it. But if you feel hurt by this, please speak up... A hit dog holla.

A wise man once said...."Dont save her, she dont wanna be saved..."

Straight from the womb to Pro - PRHOLIFIC

Niggas is A Beautiful Thang Pt. 1

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and opinions of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views, want to elaborate a point, or just got some sh*t to say, feel free to leave a comment, hit me on Twitter (@ahitdogholla), or (if I have added you on FB) hit me up on there. This is in no means a concentrated attack on the entire black race. I pretty much have some type of animosity towards things that people of all races do. So if you find yourself reading this and you can think of people in another race that do the same thing, they I would consider niggers too.

Nigger. A word used oh-so-loosely in todays society. I have heard kids of all races, colors, creeds, and nationalities use this brutal word as the new hot colloquialism (term of endearment for the slow folks). Little white kids sayin, "what up my nigga?" Mexican kids sayin, "That nigga lives right down the street." Even the little middle-eastern kid on "The Hurt Locker" says, "What up my nigga" It gets tossed around so much it has lost meaning. I want to bring meaning back to the word. To me, the word nigger is used to describe a people that you feel are worthless and ignorant. I mean thats what the white folks meant by it when they used it on us black folks. So, with that being said, I shall use that term to do just that. In this series, I will point out random occurrences of NIGGERDOM that I come across in life. Race, Color, Creed, and Nationality mean nothin to me...so if you see some...just let me know so I can elaborate with another blog.

In this installment of "Niggas is a Beautiful Thang", I will discuss an ongoing problem in the "black" (as to discern from the other races of niggers) nigger community. As stated before, all black people are in no way niggers. There are great leaders and role models in the black community. Unfortunately, these are not the people that our children look up to. Black people with degrees, doctorates, good jobs, 401k's, retirement plans....we consider those uppity black folks that wanna be white and shun them. So who is left for our children to look up to?

This mentality has many stems. The one that I have the problem with for right now was a debate that a white anchor on ESPN brought up. He stated that the graduation rate for athletes in the NCAA had risen but that black athletes were proportionally graduating at a much lower percentage rate. Now, you have to applaud that our graduation rate went up as well, as one of the black anchors stated. But the comment from the next black man kinda left me wit the "WTF?" look on my face. He stated that the NBA carries more black athletes as does the NFL. Therefore, the black race is better skilled to go on to the next level and take advantage of that opportunity even if they are in their second year of college. So....basically.....you dont need to be in college like the white folks cuz you got more skill than them and you gonna go make your money...? Is that how we think?

This is why our people stay a step behind. Someone has to teach these kids that if you really want to be successful, you need an education. The man said he knew that sports was his way out in the area that he lived in. People need to learn that once you have found a way out...use it...make them pay for your full education. Then go to the league. It is my firm belief that people have lost sight of having goals because they are watching others achieve theirs. (yeah you can quote me on that...lol). If you are constantly watching people with money on TV and hearing about them and seein them on the internet, you never really realize what it takes to get money. And you dont know what it takes to sustain wealth. You need an education to figure these things out black people. Now, you may say some outta line stuff like, "there are plenty of very wealthy people that dropped out and still have money." Yeah...and they got their education from somewhere.... Unless you know people with money, how will you learn what to do with money? I mean cuz I love my mama...but if it comes down to holdin down a large amount of money with no debt, I know that I am gonna have to look elsewhere for the education. Anyway, I'm about to go off on a tangent of education so I'll just stop. \

Niggas is a Beautiful Thang because in their faults we figure out the right things to do.

Hoes...Lets just talk about Hoes...pt.1

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and feelings of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to comment or hit me up on either Twitter @AHitDogHolla or on FB. I do realize that there are male hoes also and I do not deny this fact. However, I can only speak on what I know of female hoes for now. This will not be my complete thought on this topic nor females in general. This is only a brief interpretation of what I have seen.

Hoes. A term that is used rather loosely in today's society. The literal definition of hoe is a garden tool of course, but the most common definition of hoe is more of an ebonics way of sayin whore. Now I say that to say this, whores get much more respect from me than yall regular broads that are goin around spreadin your legs and cheeks for free. I believe personally that we disgrace the professional hoes by placing these regular "go-livers" in the same category as them. Women that are hoes are getting paid up front, no bullshit, no dating, just "get it, hit it, quit it, and go" as my nigga Theado Jacobs' song says. lol. So, like I said these guls get more respect for me because they are upfront. Now, I'm not sayin I condone their profession. I am just sayin I can respect a person that is real much more than I respect these go-livers that live in denial.

Denial is probably the worst part about broads in the world today. A wise man once said "the truth only hurts if you've been lying to yourself.." Now some people will look at what I have to say about hoes and the way some broads carry themselves and say "that aint me I cant believe you would say such a thing about people that dress that way." [These types of people are the reasoning behind my name both on here and Twitter. A Hit Dog Holla. I can shoot slugs and throw rocks all I want. The first one to jump up and say somethin is usually the one that it hit home to...hence A HIT DOG HOLLA.]

In this installment of Hoes...Lets just talk about Hoes..., I will give a very brief description of the misinterpretation of attire. As stated before, this is just a brief description. If you would like to know more about my thoughts or discuss, please use the comment box or hit me up on Twitter and FB. Thanx.

Most broads (not all, calm down) have a tendency to act hoeish. Not sayin that any of these broads are hoes, just sayin that they have some tendencies. And, in all actuality, most of these tendencies are brought about by males. As a gender, we males are attracted to certain parts of a woman and thats what we look for first. If a nigga tell you that the first thing he notice about a broad is her personality, tell him to kill himself twice. Cuz the first thing that is going to catch the eye of a male is appearance. If there is something that stands out in appearance, thats where our eyes go first. Thusly, women have more and more been putting more emphasis on the "assets" that are most prevailent on their body, such as, wearing tight jeans if their ass is big, or sweats, or whatever, wearing a low cut shirt to show cleavage...etc. All these things are done to attract attention. Now, since women everywhere have gotten more and more revealing, it seems that when you go to the club girls gotta damn near be dressed like a hoe to get any real "head turns." Just know, that the attention that you are getting is first gonna be looked at like "what its gonna take for me to beat?" Now if you're ok with being looked at like that, then feel free. I'm not sayin that to dress like that you gotta be ready to come off wit some skins, but you gotta be ready to be asked about it. Another wise man, goes by the name of Dave Chapelle, once said "If I'm out on the street dressed like a police officer and someone asks me for help, I wont be offended..." Now when that person asks for help all you can say is..."oh...I'm not a police officer" Now that person is going to look at you crazy because...hell...you're dressed like one. The same is going to be said of a gul dressed like a hoe...you will be approached like a hoe...if you are not one...politely decline...but be ready for resentment because....hell....you're dressed like one. lol

Straight From the Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC