Hoes...Lets Just Talk About Hoes...Pt. 3

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed are those of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to leave a comment or hit me on Twitter (@ahitdogholla). My FB name changes regularly between characters of black film, but you can always find me in a search under Clyde Shelton. Males can also be categorized as hoes. I know this. I am only speaking on females because thats what I know. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE FEMALES. However, if you are offended. A HIT DOG HOLLA.

In this installment, I wish to discuss a very pressing issue in the female community. Talking. Not the talking like..."lets get to know each other" talking (thats a whole other blog). I'm talking about females talking to each other trying to workout problems with men. I, personally, am against male and female platonic friendship. There is no such thing!! The simple fact of the matter is that at some point (if both parties are straight) one of the parties may wanna f*ck. However, its good to keep in touch wit people that you may have just messed around with before, but yall have a good enough relationship now that you can talk about things (well until you get married...but that again is another blog...lol). The problem lies in the fact that females rely on the information another female gives them and expect for that to be the answer to their problem.

First, let me tell you how this started. I am cruisin along the Facebook statuses in the news feed of my government name profile. I run across a status talking about how this girl read in some WOMEN'S magazine that guys want a certain type of woman (not gonna put all the details that they mentioned). I think to myself..."ok...but naw that aint necesarily true..." So me, being the opinionated person that I am, decide to voice my opinion (My LB Ty did too cuz we commonly agree on these types of things). So the girl says she doesnt agree, but all her lil female friends are goin off "its so true" "yeah thats the type of woman they want" "you so right for postin this, Girl".... The problems dont end there. So the girl proceeds to deleting all my comments...all my LB's comments...she even deleted a dude comments that said that he slightly disagreed. Basically, if you werent agreeing with her whole-heartedly, you got deleted. She went on to go back and forth with her friends about how "those dudes just aint mature enough to know what they really want..." "yeah girl we know what guys want".... (I'm not gonna put the girl reputation on blast...but I have heard some things...well...know some things...lol...which makes her arguments that much more invalid)

Now, there is nothing wrong with talkin with your girlfriends about dudes. (I mean hell where do you think we get our sidechicks from...you tell them...they hit us up...lol) But, how is a group of females gonna agree wit each other about what males want but yall refuse to listen to males??? Thats retarded. #killyoself. Next time you havin a discussion about dudes wit your girlfriends, stop...think...does this hoe really know anything about good niggas? Isn't she just comin out of two separate relationships where she got her ass whooped?

Which brings me to my next point, getting advice from your female friends is ok in some cases. However, why would you take relationship advice from a hoe? Thats like asking your friend thats a virgin...what would be the best position for sex? Hoes dont know nothin about relationships...them things they call relationships aint real. Hoes know about sex...gettin over on niggas...and goin behind people backs. If you need advice on any of those things, feel free to ask yo friend the hoe (all girls got at least one...some hang wit a flock of em). The worst thing I have seen is a group of hoes sittin around givin each other relationship advice. The conversation went somethin like this: "RayRay act like he dont love me no more....he just call me and we fuck and thats it...he dont take me out no where or nothin..and when I ask him about it he tell me to shut the fuck up and get on this head..." then the homegirl says..."Girl I dont know what you questionin that nigga for...you got a good man...he give you that d!ck when you want and all that...let him be a man..." Two stupid hoes in a conversation only gets worse.

Moral of the story: Please think of who you gettin advice from before you go about believin it. If you wanna know somethin about males, feel free to ask me if no one else will tell you an honest opinion. Also, dont believe people that agree with you all the time. If you take offense to the truth, then you need to stop lyin to yourself.

Straight From The Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC

Too Much Confidence...Not Enough Loyalty

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and feelings of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have somethin to say, you know how to get at me. I love to have discussions so if you differ in view, please tell me so I may be enlightened possibly.

This will just be a brief dissertation.

One of the major problems I am seeing with people's relationships now-a-days is a bit too much confidence where it is not necessary. I hate to get on FB or Twitter and see all your relationship problems. People say "I miss him" "I love him" "waitin on him to come home so we can go out"...then they put "niggas aint shit" "I cant believe you did this to me" "Aint no good niggas in the world". First of all, dont tell everybody how good your relationship is because 9 times out of 10 it aint gonna last. The fact is people that dont wanna brag about their relationship usually have a better relationship than you have anyway. So while you braggin bout some random nigga that prolly cheatin on you, the broads that got good relationships are just laughin at you. Plus, even if you got a decent relationship, because you broadcastin what your man does...other broads either gonna hate...or try to f*ck him cuz you sayin how good he is.

With that being said, another major problem I see out of both males and females is the want to tempt people to test their relationship. I always see/hear "If you think you can take him/her, go ahead and try" "You aint gonna get her/him" "He/she love me too much"... Then they hoe get took and the next thing you hear is "Oh if he/she leave then I aint have them in the first place"... While this is true, they may not have gotten took if you hadnt put them up for grabs. Males do this to show that they could care less about a broad. Females do this because some think that they pussy and head is fire and they do things that no other female is capable of. This problem could be solved if males would just admit they really want a broad that they like/love. Females could solve their problem by not thinking that they were irreplaceable. There are a hundred girls that can do the same thing that you do. There are plenty of girls that are prettier than you. And there are even more girls that will be more wanting of your man than you are at that moment. So everybody just needs to stop thinking so highly of themselves....tell the person you want that you want them...and stop thinking that you special.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

Straight From The Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC

Hoes...Lets just talk about hoes... Pt.2

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed are those of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to comment or hit me on Twitter @ahitdogholla or on FB. I realize that males can be hoes also. I dont care to speak on that. I can only speak on what I know...and thats female hoes. This is not my complete thought on this topic nor females in general. This is just a brief interpretation on what I have seen thus far in life.

In Hoes....lets just talk about Hoes Pt. 1, I spoke briefly on an everpresent female characteristic: Denial. As stated before, denial is probably the most hated characteristic I have seen in any human being. I feel so much more respect for a person that is real about their personal defects than a person that hides their defects just to be found out later.

In this installment, I want to address the major problem I am seeing with hoes in the world today. Everything in this world has a place. Even some of the most annoying and unpleasant things have benefits. Sickle Cell Anemia...it is a major problem for black people because it is painful and cannot be avoided because it is genetic. But did you know, if you are carrying a trait for Sickle Cell Anemia, you will not catch Malaria, a more fatal disease. (yes I'm a teacher and thats a quick biology lesson...lol). Now most people would be upset because SCA runs in their family, but if you live in an area (such as places in Africa) where Malaria is a major problem, you would be thankful. With that being said, Hoes have their place in this world too. They serve a purpose.

However, the problem lies in the hoes losing sight of what their purpose is. I think once a broad has established herself in HOEDOM...her tubes should be tied and she should carry around a supply of condoms. That way not only will she not reproduce, but she wont get tricked into thinkin that somebody gonna care about her just cuz she had a baby. The worst thing you could do to a hoe is try to save them. You are ruining your own life...then you are ruinin that steady pink that everyone was gettin before you got there. Now you gotta wait like 2 wks-2 mnths for her high of bein saved to come down before she start thinkin bout goin back to her old ways. Then a nigga gotta text her...see if she answer...see whats up...and knock her down behind your back, then your heart is broke and everybody right back where they started. If you allow a hoe to play her role and keep doin what she doin, everybody WINS!!!
You have to remember: Everyone goes thru episodes. For hoes, every once and a while they realize that hoein gets them nowhere, but, that is not goin to stop them from hoein. It just slows them down till the next time some other nigga comes along and gets them back into it.

Hoeing is an addiction. It takes a trained professional to ween a hoe out of her ways. I dont think that they have established a man that is that good. The problem that hoeing has is that it evolves. They start off as lil hand-job hoes in like middle school. They evolve into duck-sickin hoes in High School. Some end up pregnant and that is their cut off...then they just washed up hoes. Some move on to college and a whole new world opens up to them...no more sneakin in and out of windows (well for the most part)....no parents to catch them. They go to college and just start gettin ran thru like Texas Relays. They may end up pregnant...married to some idiot...or they may graduate and become executive hoes. Executive hoes are much more acceptable...everyone knows what they are but its kept underwraps cuz yall are grown now. Notice the natural progression. At no time did that girl stop bein a hoe...

Hoes will always be hoes. DO NOT BE TRICKED. (why you think they call yall tricks anyway?) Now if this does not apply to you, then you shouldnt take offense to it. But if you feel hurt by this, please speak up... A hit dog holla.

A wise man once said...."Dont save her, she dont wanna be saved..."

Straight from the womb to Pro - PRHOLIFIC

Niggas is A Beautiful Thang Pt. 1

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and opinions of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views, want to elaborate a point, or just got some sh*t to say, feel free to leave a comment, hit me on Twitter (@ahitdogholla), or (if I have added you on FB) hit me up on there. This is in no means a concentrated attack on the entire black race. I pretty much have some type of animosity towards things that people of all races do. So if you find yourself reading this and you can think of people in another race that do the same thing, they I would consider niggers too.

Nigger. A word used oh-so-loosely in todays society. I have heard kids of all races, colors, creeds, and nationalities use this brutal word as the new hot colloquialism (term of endearment for the slow folks). Little white kids sayin, "what up my nigga?" Mexican kids sayin, "That nigga lives right down the street." Even the little middle-eastern kid on "The Hurt Locker" says, "What up my nigga" It gets tossed around so much it has lost meaning. I want to bring meaning back to the word. To me, the word nigger is used to describe a people that you feel are worthless and ignorant. I mean thats what the white folks meant by it when they used it on us black folks. So, with that being said, I shall use that term to do just that. In this series, I will point out random occurrences of NIGGERDOM that I come across in life. Race, Color, Creed, and Nationality mean nothin to me...so if you see some...just let me know so I can elaborate with another blog.

In this installment of "Niggas is a Beautiful Thang", I will discuss an ongoing problem in the "black" (as to discern from the other races of niggers) nigger community. As stated before, all black people are in no way niggers. There are great leaders and role models in the black community. Unfortunately, these are not the people that our children look up to. Black people with degrees, doctorates, good jobs, 401k's, retirement plans....we consider those uppity black folks that wanna be white and shun them. So who is left for our children to look up to?

This mentality has many stems. The one that I have the problem with for right now was a debate that a white anchor on ESPN brought up. He stated that the graduation rate for athletes in the NCAA had risen but that black athletes were proportionally graduating at a much lower percentage rate. Now, you have to applaud that our graduation rate went up as well, as one of the black anchors stated. But the comment from the next black man kinda left me wit the "WTF?" look on my face. He stated that the NBA carries more black athletes as does the NFL. Therefore, the black race is better skilled to go on to the next level and take advantage of that opportunity even if they are in their second year of college. So....basically.....you dont need to be in college like the white folks cuz you got more skill than them and you gonna go make your money...? Is that how we think?

This is why our people stay a step behind. Someone has to teach these kids that if you really want to be successful, you need an education. The man said he knew that sports was his way out in the area that he lived in. People need to learn that once you have found a way out...use it...make them pay for your full education. Then go to the league. It is my firm belief that people have lost sight of having goals because they are watching others achieve theirs. (yeah you can quote me on that...lol). If you are constantly watching people with money on TV and hearing about them and seein them on the internet, you never really realize what it takes to get money. And you dont know what it takes to sustain wealth. You need an education to figure these things out black people. Now, you may say some outta line stuff like, "there are plenty of very wealthy people that dropped out and still have money." Yeah...and they got their education from somewhere.... Unless you know people with money, how will you learn what to do with money? I mean cuz I love my mama...but if it comes down to holdin down a large amount of money with no debt, I know that I am gonna have to look elsewhere for the education. Anyway, I'm about to go off on a tangent of education so I'll just stop. \

Niggas is a Beautiful Thang because in their faults we figure out the right things to do.

Hoes...Lets just talk about Hoes...pt.1

Disclaimer: The views expressed are the thoughts and feelings of Clyde Shelton alone. If you have differing views or would like to elaborate a point, feel free to comment or hit me up on either Twitter @AHitDogHolla or on FB. I do realize that there are male hoes also and I do not deny this fact. However, I can only speak on what I know of female hoes for now. This will not be my complete thought on this topic nor females in general. This is only a brief interpretation of what I have seen.

Hoes. A term that is used rather loosely in today's society. The literal definition of hoe is a garden tool of course, but the most common definition of hoe is more of an ebonics way of sayin whore. Now I say that to say this, whores get much more respect from me than yall regular broads that are goin around spreadin your legs and cheeks for free. I believe personally that we disgrace the professional hoes by placing these regular "go-livers" in the same category as them. Women that are hoes are getting paid up front, no bullshit, no dating, just "get it, hit it, quit it, and go" as my nigga Theado Jacobs' song says. lol. So, like I said these guls get more respect for me because they are upfront. Now, I'm not sayin I condone their profession. I am just sayin I can respect a person that is real much more than I respect these go-livers that live in denial.

Denial is probably the worst part about broads in the world today. A wise man once said "the truth only hurts if you've been lying to yourself.." Now some people will look at what I have to say about hoes and the way some broads carry themselves and say "that aint me I cant believe you would say such a thing about people that dress that way." [These types of people are the reasoning behind my name both on here and Twitter. A Hit Dog Holla. I can shoot slugs and throw rocks all I want. The first one to jump up and say somethin is usually the one that it hit home to...hence A HIT DOG HOLLA.]

In this installment of Hoes...Lets just talk about Hoes..., I will give a very brief description of the misinterpretation of attire. As stated before, this is just a brief description. If you would like to know more about my thoughts or discuss, please use the comment box or hit me up on Twitter and FB. Thanx.

Most broads (not all, calm down) have a tendency to act hoeish. Not sayin that any of these broads are hoes, just sayin that they have some tendencies. And, in all actuality, most of these tendencies are brought about by males. As a gender, we males are attracted to certain parts of a woman and thats what we look for first. If a nigga tell you that the first thing he notice about a broad is her personality, tell him to kill himself twice. Cuz the first thing that is going to catch the eye of a male is appearance. If there is something that stands out in appearance, thats where our eyes go first. Thusly, women have more and more been putting more emphasis on the "assets" that are most prevailent on their body, such as, wearing tight jeans if their ass is big, or sweats, or whatever, wearing a low cut shirt to show cleavage...etc. All these things are done to attract attention. Now, since women everywhere have gotten more and more revealing, it seems that when you go to the club girls gotta damn near be dressed like a hoe to get any real "head turns." Just know, that the attention that you are getting is first gonna be looked at like "what its gonna take for me to beat?" Now if you're ok with being looked at like that, then feel free. I'm not sayin that to dress like that you gotta be ready to come off wit some skins, but you gotta be ready to be asked about it. Another wise man, goes by the name of Dave Chapelle, once said "If I'm out on the street dressed like a police officer and someone asks me for help, I wont be offended..." Now when that person asks for help all you can say is..."oh...I'm not a police officer" Now that person is going to look at you crazy because...hell...you're dressed like one. The same is going to be said of a gul dressed like a hoe...you will be approached like a hoe...if you are not one...politely decline...but be ready for resentment because....hell....you're dressed like one. lol

Straight From the Womb To Pro -- PRHOLIFIC

Valentine's Day (A Day for Love)

So, this is my first post. I don't exactly know how this whole thing works...but I know how to state my opinions as facts...lol. Either way, I'm gonna get used to this mess...become a beast...then people gonna hate me. With that being said, I shall give my analysis on this whole Valentine's Day frenzy-that is on a whole different level now that Twitter and FB are so widespread.

First of all, I am not a hater on V-Day at all. I actually believe that a day set aside to show how much you LOVE and appreciate somebody in your life is very necessary. Just as you should celebrate Jesus being born, and dying for our sins everyday, but that doesnt stop you from celebrating Christmas and Easter. They are just days set aside just for that purpose. You should let ppl know that you love them everyday. Noone should have to wait on Valentines Day for you to buy them flowers or candy or dinner. However, its nice to know that at least this one day women will feel like the queens and Princesses that they are. And vice versa for the men.

With that in mind, I am not saying that everyone deserves to celebrate Valentines day in this fashion. The problem that I have with Valentines Day-besides the Christmas-esque commercialism-is the loose way that people celebrate it. Like I said earlier, I am in full support of a holiday where you show love to those that you LOVE...if you don't love that person, why the hell you spendin all that money?

People are starting to use Valentines Day as a means to getting to LOVE...rather than showing love that both parties know is there already. Bois go out and buy roses and candy and date and all that just to get that DO DO DO DO YOU HAVE IT? (Nickelodeon reference). If bois really wanna pay somebody to have sex with them...there are hookers...they are cheaper in the long run and you dont have to talk to them or coax them into doin nothin...lol. Wit these girls that yall call yalls "Valentines" yall gotta go out to eat...here them talk about they bullsh*t day...get a lil wine or somethin...talk some more at the house...then get down wit the get down. Waste of time and money. And on top of all of that, half the time you investin all of this into a person that you probably won't even be with next Valentines day.

When you get above 21, you are too damn old for 2 month relationships that you call LOVE and then yall break up and you wit somebody else a week later. Valentine's Day should be reserved for the married, engaged, or serious long term relationship people. Everybody else, just chill and enjoy being single...or enjoy gettin to know the person you with. No need for showcasings of LOVE when you dont LOVE that person.

OR they need to start sellin Valentine's Day stuff that says how much you LIKE somebody. Then more people could shop honestly. Cuz me....I don't LOVE them hoes...I just LIKE em...lol.

So until I find somebody that I REALLY LOVE...I aint trippin on V-Day...yall have fun tho...those that are secure in their relationship and know they in LOVE.

STRAIGHT FROM THE WOMB TO PRO------PRHOLIFIC